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The Tragic Tale of an Amateur Poet

Posted in Nothing Really with tags , , , , on 12 September, 2008 by Ally

There once was a girl from Kentucky
Whose poetry was really sucky
No words were spelt right
The structure was shite
And the worst thing was it didn’t even rhyme

During the course of this story it will become clear that I have no life. It will also become clear that I am far too polite in the presence of people I dislike, and far too cruel once they’ve gone and left me alone. Nonetheless, I present to you this story as a warning, a parable if you will. I call it –

The Tragic Tale of an Amateur Poet;
and the horrible snob with too much time on his hands.
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