It is my ambition to write an old-fashioned screwball comedy full of puns, pratfalls and self-imposed censorship. It’s a pointless exercise when you could just watch an old Cary Grant film or something, but it would be fun for me. And only me. Here is a pun I’m saving for my forthcoming screwball comedy:
Sorry I’m late, I crashed my car at the hospital.
Yeah, I backed myself into a coroner.
Flickering Too Long 